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Wednesday, August 16, 2017

god just got a little too cocky a poem by la mademoiselle

god just got a little too cocky

a poem by la mademoiselle

god just got a little too cocky,

he made the walrus

is that a REAL?

what, like snuffleupagus, with massive sword-like fangs?!

i wanna watch a walrus fighting some cheetah or a nazi tank on youtube but i'm scared, like, nothing would entertain me after seeing a walrus tear apart a nazi panzer tank

i'm content to deal with my mundane lifestyle of international jet-setting and mystic / quasi-black magic.

ehh.

it's not as dope as it sounds im just a sick writer.

THIS HAS BEEN A MDEMOIELSELLE JOINT

slurp it thru a straw

by the mademoiselle

it's my day off

j/k every day is my shit off LOL

MADEMOISELLE BITCH

im a real writer

a poem by la mademoiselle

consistency is the opposite of complacency

i mean, i breathe consistently as fuck fam.

im up in that bitch like 24/7/365 fam except when i do pranayama

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the judeo-christian worldview is tainted as fukkk fam

holy ghost

i've been blessed by eating chocolate though,

raw

emancipated from that hershey nightmare

the herculean task of not being ordinary but not-un-being-un-retarded enough like cuz they made socrates drink hemlock

you can't flex too hard on these pussies.

im a writer, i do it for real

with my fingers

my fingers as fuck fam

digital appendages lmao

THIS AS BEEN A MUFUCKIN

MADMOISELLE JOINT

@2017 MADMOISTELLE

BISHHHHHHHHHHHHH

new yasmeen bakery a poem by la mademoiselle

new yasmeen bakery

a poem by la mademoiselle

ok so you ever get one of those bakery products like a yogurt-sap dipp croissant

or a honey-bark oatmeal-taffy fa-la-la bar

or like you get a crustacean-filled honey-oat-nut bar (no nuts are in it tho)

or you get like a chocolate croissant dipped in peanut oil and candy cane dust

or like you get a 1 graham crackers and put hot sauce in the box like "hot crackers"

????????????

YOU GO TO NEW YASMEEN BAKERY

man, when i want a snack, i hut up new yasmeen

na meen?

yasmeen

na meen?

THIS HAS BEEN A MADEMOISELLE JOINT

when you get drunk call eric

a poem by the mademoiselle

edward elric

ehrlich

like you have a 1 snot in your nose

are you drunk yo? you should call eric

i mean he's coming over anyway but like

isn't it a good time?

man you aren't making any sense w/ this

man you should just call him

ust call eric

"ERIC"

SATAN.

in other words.

if you're drunk you should, you know

i mean they didnt make a pink lightsaber for the "gay" jedi

they made the red shit for the satanist and the other shit was lilac colored or

pastels or whatever the fuck

mace windu got a purple lightsaber b/c samuel l. jackson asked george lucas for it

so you know. ask and you shall receive or whatever

THIS HAS BEEN A MADEMOISELLE JOINT

trying butter instead

a poem by la mademoiselle

bottom of the pan gets hot

dont touch the bottom

in general the bottom of stuff is the most stupid part

right?

nobody buys a car for what it looks like on the bottom

a lot of car owners will never see the underneath of their shit

dont butter the bottom of the frying pan.

that will cause trouble for the griddle.

dont rub butter on the bottom of a jet

dont put butter on the bottom of your shoes.

the bottom is the pointless part of everything

underneath the ocean is the bottom of the ocean

did you think even 1 time about that?

BITCH IM DOING A POEM

MADEMOISELLE

THIS HAS BEEN A MADEMOISELLE JOINT

ALL POEMS FRANKLY @2017 LA MADEMOOISELLE

Cook it 🌶 A poem by mademoiselle

Cook it 🌶
A poem by mademoiselle

I'm like a smurf in all wite
Girls walk around w/ that SHIT HOT PEPPER
BUILDINGS ARE ALL AROUND US
Desigual at terminal 7
I'm lookin cute in all white
British chicks eating baguettes & orange Fanta

Collab
British people are just Americans that smoked the maximum earl gray weed

MADEMOISELLE

Adidas QT
A poem by Mademoiselle

Pro tip
When you get your boarding pass just scribble OK on it sloppily
This is an airline "pre-check"

In the year 3,000 aliens hiding jade eggs in their vaginas will backwards rotate the eclipses and procession of equinoxes

This is like scribbling "OK" on the space time continuum

Air comes from plants
Plant is a weed
Therefore right now with each breath ur sMonking a 1 weed lol

THIS CUTIE IN LINE WEARING ADIDAS
so fucking fresh out da coffin

MADEMOISELLE

Fashion is just animal skins that smoked the maximum weed

A poem by la mademoisele

Cheetah vs legs
Butt in the leggs
Cheetah butt

You have a rising sun vibe
Sun is just infinity that smoked weed
Wi-fi is just Ethernet cables that smoked weed lol

Standing in line
Ibiza to London
Gate 7 bitch
I'm crepuscular in my mandatorily upcruscular affinities

Special heart gnome where the yeast is least

Yea the juice is loose!

9 dragons chilling on the porch smoking weed represent the constitution of the United States

The USA is just a bunch of freemasons that smoked the maximum weed 👁

THIS HAS BEEN A MADEMOISELLE JOINT

1 donkey plz by THE MADEMOISELLE

1 donkey plz

by THE MADEMOISELLE

Hey, flowers?

You fuck with FLOWERS

Have you literally ever FUCKED A FLOWER?

I mean...

hmm.

Made Moizz.

You have condiments in your house?

Make your mayonnaise squirt of into a flower.

We can deep fry a rose or boil a lobster in rose petals.

Make your lobster "meet" the katsup and the relish :)

You?

How can you know?

Is this a lucid dream?

Currently on my table: a cut glass vase of purple and white flowers (wilted)

They never met mayonnaise in their entire life cycle

HOW SAD

People think: flowers, oh, i LOVE flowers, how BEAUTIFUL

BITCH DID YOU EVER PUT a 1 MAYONNAISE?

this has been a Mademoiselle JOINT

i'm god

a poem by the Mademoiselle

i created all this.

you could say, "the world is a mental construct,"

or "we're trapped in a virtual AI"

or "i smoked some ormus right into my 3rd eye - my 3rd eye has a 3rd eye"

that's just like... procrastinating the real truth

i'm god.

shuffling papers aroud, or like let's just put on a movie

and turn our brain off..

JUPITER is an actual, real planet and is out there

it's the size of 900 earths or something,

DO YOU THINK ALL THE SHIT IS JUST USELESS GAS?

COME ON

ITS SO FUCKING BIG

look. ok if that's too big

how about Brazil

have you thought about Brazil? it's out there RIGHT NOW

god

french people walk around crushing those huge 4-foot long baguettes

they aren't fat

people are actually pulling this off

brazil is HUGE

nevermind Russia? Have you looked at a map?

Russia can fit all of europe AND ASIA INTO IT

ITS THE SIZE OF THE WHOLE REST OF THE EARTHS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING UP THERE?

this has been a MADEMOISSELLE JOINT

my hair is racist

by the mademoiselle

black and white and colors and other shit

stuffing my face while watching the nws

everywhere i go are screaming, cryin babies

stop having all this sex and pooping out babies plz

can ppl just chill and look at a vase

or a field of flowers, or the ocean?

can you go to the philly museum of art and look at all the ancient guns

man people are fretting about nothing, man, like have a graham cracker.

have a necco wafer or a nilla wafers, whatever those shits are chronic

FFF told me to change my avatar to a nug of weed

and thats accurate

all this shit inside the brain could be just a 1 nug 1 weed.

PLZ

racist even my hair is fucking racist

or my hair has sex with racists,

i can't keep all the opinions?

bitch you look in a mirror, ever?

RACIST?

your hair is like one color only brah

thats racist AF .

THIS AS BEEN A MADEMOISELLE JOINT

hot wite ringy

we got hot wite

right?

man!

MADEMOISELLE BITCH

ALL POEMS @2017 THE MADEMOISELLE

2 GOTH a hyphy poem by LA MADEMOISELLE

2 GOTH

a hyphy poem by

LA MADEMOISELLE

bitch im 2 goth

blacked out

i like ur shirt

i liked ur shirt BEFORE he liked it

id fuck girls and guys

except

im MADEMOISELLE

i fuck weed in the mouth

2 oranges

2 goths

2 weeds

NO CATS

deranged inscrutable mongrels!

u need an enemy

-claud levi-strauss

love is dope

-jesus

I HAVE 2 DICKS AND DONT USE EITHER OF THEM IM 2 GOTH

-MADEMOISELLE

&&&

get an extra dick

& make them fight each other.

goths.

normals.

Quega9. 9999999999999999999999

Spirit Erasures ; Hidden Documents ; Occult secrets

Down in the basement

we hid the ormuz.

I can't believe you

"USED IT"

on your

"DICK"

and now your

"DICK"

is TIGER STRIPED.

???

YEP.

I'm a cat; at least on my

DICK.

BITCH MADEMOISELLE

BITCH MADEMOISELLE

WEED KING OF ANCIENT EGYPT a poem by MADEMOISELLE, BITCH

WEED KING OF ANCIENT EGYPT

a poem by MADEMOISELLE, BITCH

weed king of ancient fucking egypt, slapstick comedy, purple pies

purple radar pink confetti, ice cream, king kong dick peel banana

psychic surgery performed anally on the inside of ice cream

lemonade salty ren-fu kung-fu VHS tape bangbang.

lotus-tipped goassmer blossom eating its way into the inside of the EYELID

OLFACTORY SYMBOLS SYMBOLIZE THE SUN

O can you smell it? neuter cats from quega9 rotating, rotating

lotus moon of io rotating, rotating

NASA = No Available Straight Answer

BLACK MOON OPS espirit.zip comical clandestine cassette

case study in nefarious textures: fur, grass, gravel gardens

careful cat stepping. ninja feline awful EXAMENTER

cafeful binary code anally absorbed by the rectal computers

careful where you hide your blades. razor-hair, neon-tipped potato famine lipgloss

blue-white hair insane eye rations, eye software uninstalled, black glasses, black neon

squinting

ancient egypt rotates on the flung-far moons of io

NASA = Not Available for Sexual Anal

Orbital Moon

Orbital Weapons Platform Zooming Way In On Your Crotch

tie up the ormus zipper

zip zip zip zip zip zip zip zip zip zip zip zip

never been kissed

been to egypt, haven't fucked in egypt.

temple of isis in egypt = lit AF

haven't been fucked in the temple of isis

but lit AF

licking the absalmon limes, bow-staff, craven wizards hiding in hardvapour bunkers

down in the dirty black salt we eat limes and rotate

io, io, io

rotates, rotates, rotates

backside of saturn is mooning us with io, io, io

booming hexagonal saturnine ice-storm

chemical smell coming from where the cats live

downtown asparagus livid islands grown inside each other

palm tree orgone missives printed on the backs of chestnut-roasting wax

& mustache wax

& sex wax for internet surfing

carbuncle red and ice-blue neon denim / harvey keitel-wave

slowed down casino-wave, blue chip backgammon eyeball lips

careful where you kiss the inside of your eyelid, on Io

strong gravitational field from the ice denim, ear-labia wave pierced

inner gold eyelid shone into the pineal gland of isis

eggs benedict bitch PLEASE

MADEMOISELLE

BITCH

careful with your anti-gravity gun

instep of insole is extremely inhibited

III/E/I

liberated sexuality falls fatally to its death of celibacy

now shunned as a vaporClown for all time

lemon or lime in your bacari?

backgammon on the isle of man on a private yacht with no yellow

irish moon-gold stirred into a black gravel martini

eyeballs from io bobbing, bobbing, bobbing

anti-gravity gun falls up into the solar eye

aperture

iiiiiglo sewn up with ice

air-islands cut and sway, silicon swords

plugged in backwards the modular system sings

angelic structures of hydrogen god flexed with water

hexagonal particle style boom a neon god

later we'll writhe and sing and pull off the covers, ice-9 eyes

shadow spheres neglected by the suntipped wings

left a feather in bed tonight sweetie, used it in a white magic spell

500 pages per day written on gold leaf paper...

spilled everywhere with ormus, dried, the semen of gold

flex the third eye & invert the polarity of sexual anti-gravity

neon princess immortal forever the dark-breasted cosmos of amun-Ra

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MADEMOISELLE FAGIT

space crabs with silicon eyelashes sweeping the dune sea

epic like corn flakes lashed with sugar, FROSTED FLAKES

your DNA on ormus = corn flakes into FROSTED FLAKE

DNA demented dr. octagon freestyle blue flowers year 3000 livid eyeball-rap

chasm of aeon flux, black lightning, stirrups, BDSM god level up quake 1 polygon

lightning in a noose around your neck, black lime, the desultory cockfighter

die a sphinx, a living god, broken napoleonic bottlenose dolphin do a 1 weed

electric elevators strung up with rope pulleys in the neon bathroom, blacklight,

jimmy hendrix's cock in a stirrups, cloned hendrix cocks as a cocktail straw,

length of black rubber dipped in LSD, 5-MEO DMT, cloud rap heavy with dolphin samples, dolphin DNA Samples AAAAAAA #DOLPHIN NUTTED IN UR DRINK

BITCH THE MADEMOISELLE

hairball torture spent money on lightning

.001 seconds of a nut

gone

flaccid until GTR push-button start

flaccid until floral shoppe cassette crammed up my asshole

flaccid until the buddha reincarnates as a cat smokin weed

my original jackson pollock which i force to smoke weed

my original dali hand sketches which smoke me

myself

and my big glass eye which i shove into my asshole to keep an eye on the floral shoppe tape

rare AF tape son gotta keep an eye on it at all times

$700 on discogs

700 HP GTR just sitting

waiting

a katana chopped neck

died on jupiter

signed over my hardvapour collection to the NSA

for later

"use"

...MADEMOISELLE //////////