Thursday, April 28, 2022

 CHUNKY LORD.

BY "DIOGENES"
FIRST BORN OF DJULLGADOTTIR
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CHUNKY LORD.
BY DIOGENES

lord have mercy, 
breath in 
breath out 
clouds have mercy, 
birds in spain speak spanish? 
fuck you in spanish is still
'fuck you' 

birds in spanish flip each other
'the bird'? they invented the bird
it's literally, a fucking bird.

birds fucking. bird porn. 
birds watching tv. birdwatching tv. 
bird. 
fucking. 

birds invented techno.
you never see birds fucking
birds invented techno while fucking
you never, ever see it

black ops program
black ops 'pharoahs'
underground music
literally, under the ground. 
you know what's under ground"
dead bodies. 
dig up, dig em up, up up up 
Diogenes barefoot in the snow

_+

one-eyed sparrow
(these are all bird poems) 
by diogenes 

careful how you go
black and white stones "go" operator,
'go go go!' 
kevin kline, "Dave"

careful who's eating oreos in the white house. ice cream head. bath tub nose. 

yeah this guy came over and 'fixed my plumbing', she said, twirling her hair. 
we call him a 'beef cake', big side of beef. 

watch out for rats in the borrowed TV frame which is sprouting octopus tentacles which have small TV's in their suction cups. 

dip them in peanut butter sauce. 
octopus wearing a peanut butter kimono. octopus borrowing from the bank, are the bankers going down underwater to get the loan repaid? 

telemarketers, tele-dancing, 
escape from this horrid matrix through poetic sluices. 

diogenes. 
drawing in crayon what would of been oil paint, if we could 'afford it', the pharoahs have spent their money on

-black clothes
-handmade boots from japan 
-travel expenses 

you can't stop a traveler. 
they vanish 
life is final fantasy, if you allow 
shapes 
(phallic shapes)
to sump o'er the solar cosmic. 

+,

ode to chocolate
by diogenes 
first among the stone throwers 

chaos in the stoned world 
she wore yeezys in her skyscraper office, hot yellow yeezy 700

SHE [
HER PUSSY ]
WANTS BLOOD
FROM A STONE.

you can't eat gravel, stones, blood, 
she is "in error" where facts are concerned. 

a lady does ikebana expecting 
a rainforest 

female dog, you're on acid. 
female dog, you're trippin'
female dog, come closer
let me feed you chocolate, which 
you know is bad for you

your high tower is sitting on a foundation of mozzarella cheese

and the tomato
oh, the tomato
is surely coming. 

—®GreyPHAROAHS
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 'life of an artist' 

or
overheard in maloca cafe, bodø

by john penis 
@PENISCorp 

gray days in bodø 
a sassy girl making pastries 
a hot one 

christ is nailed to so many walls, 
the life of an artist is maybe 
ignoring all the christ on the wall 

satan is god's god 
i heard someone say 
drink your coffee and shut up, artist! 

π

baudelaire has been entombed 
napoleon entombed 
time to dig up some corpses! 

this cafe sells crystals at the front
i think we frightened the barrista 
none of us shave
all of us long, long goatees 

black jeans, poundmaker boots, 
a sinister black ops battalion 
we're the grey pharoahs, okay
we spell 'pharoahs' wrong on purpose okay 
artists make 'mistakes', then hopefully, sell them? ok?

you had a baby, was that a mistake???

π

a foghorn,,, 
the cry of an arctic puffin,,,

shut up and drink your coffee, artist! 

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