Friday, August 19, 2022

bugsy siegel- bull weivl by greypharoahs

 bugsy siegel- bull weivl 

 by greypharoahs

bugsy siegel was a bull wievel. no he wasn't! he was a urny-uny man man tookie tookie boasting bread eating butterstrocket. 

there's something going on with the STROCKET, said senor frog as he ate himself. too late there a portal goes yingyang onion face down in the muck. there are four troopers here and seven of them ate bugs. no we ate WAGYU BEEF that cow meat. basted in the tootsie bread. we made marmalade and daughters up. 

don't carefully demonstrate unless you mean, really mean it. careful putting that to pasture, your minnows aren't "LEWD" enough. 

well, we were careful but not unstupid. in those days the sun set on heather's breasts near the sand around 1AM. the honey was warm in my mouth. old bay seasoned crabs got shmacked around on wood planks. the little mallats they gave us reminded me of a judge's gavel when they awarded 20 million in my favor. gold debloons later, a red biniki later, we watched ancient films on drugstore cowboy boots and learned to surf (the internet). 

bod-bod comes over with his laser eyes an wants to feed me trinagles. i only eat powerloops and infinities, thanks though. your cum cookies looked appetizing in the window,  but up close? crusty. not a clown. a yarn machine that spins up and makes carpets. 

too carpet! too careful! the carpet-carful-kobold knows the nectarine "daughters" where they fold the seam twice on tuesday. 

don't fold it three times fold it twice. then we flew to austria and ate the OG caramellos with coffee. 

there's iceland in this tea, i said. it was whiteout blowing snow out. i'm going "out" i said but nobody knew where "out" was. they knew my car was cool. it was groovy and also, "oh hey wow!" and all that stuff. well magic the gathering hasn't been cool for about 20 years, people still play it, but i figure let's play the real version by doing real magic and manifesting anything in life. that's a very cool game plus you can help people. 

Friday, August 12, 2022

The L.O.D. Legendary Over-Caffeinated Dumbass b ythat $lut LA MADEMOIZELLE

 The L.O.D.

Legendary Over-Caffeinated Dumbass 
b ythat $lut LA MADEMOIZELLE 

legendary
over-caffeinated 
fucking *MORON* 
that *SLut* L'MADEMOIZELLE
- - - - - - -born in new orleans
/ / / / / /dead in Patna, India \ \ \ 
reborn as a fagit shrimp 
(got its head ripped off )
reborn again as a wet pu$$y 
MANIAC 
AND THEN OF HAD SOME COFFEE
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whats up guys its the legendary
fAQIT omega-cron oiled up skunk, skank, slut, seKshual lady of the NyTe, ridiculous cookie-eating pussymaVen, L'Mademoizelle
"NOT FRENCH"
"JUST FANCY"
"LOTS OF COFFEE" 
"SPECIAL ABILITIES" 
(1 ability rly sucking DIKK lol) 
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imagines heaven on earth
WITH DICK'S 
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maybe u include this in ur 
IGLOO WHEN U STAY CHILLY
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maybe u include it as a POST IT NOTE MADE BY SLUTS 
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POST NO BILLS 
(PICTURE OF BILL MURRAY) 
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PUSSY POST ITS 
PINK POST IT NOTES W/ PICTURES OF FAMOUS GIRLS PUSSYS ON THEM 
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marilyn monroe at almost 100% protein foods. milk w/ 2 raw egg yolks in the morning. a fat steak at night & then maybe ice cream.
BALLER AS FUCK
RETAINED HER SEMEN 4 SURE
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pussy
caffeine 
poems
what more do u need!!!!!
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FAT SAUSAGE THATS WHAT
PREF. CRAMMED IN TIGHT HOLES PUSSY OR BUTT PLUG 
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im listening to the music OF MY PYSSY  (sounds like the ocean)
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1 time i cummed and ocean noise
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mr bean hello that was stupid AF 
IF MR BEAN CAN DO IT U CAN DO IT *googles mr bean net worth
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mr "FAGIT" more like it lmao 
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Versace was color blind and owned 8 ostritches so whats ur excuse
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oil of olay more like oil of FAGIT
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manicures are for ppl with no creativity. put mud or hot pink
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go to claires and rob a bunch of shit and wear it all at 1'nce = mademoizelle fresh look 
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gigi has 2 pussys that's why she's famous. she has no asshole. it's just a 2nd smaller pu$$y. they smell rly good *DONT ASK HOW I KNOW*
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clothes are for ppl who dont look good naked. -mademoiZelle
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u can do 100 situps or u could wake up and write poems. -Zelle
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notebooks. super under-rated god articles. always keep 1 w/ you 
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ppl remember their house keys but neglect poetry. thats like having no dick or pussy either :( 
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once time i heard of hermaphrodites who have both but u never heard of neither. thats ppl who don't write poetry. DUMFUK
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they're called dumfuk. avoid them. 
if u have 2 go 2 the mall keep a notebook *& find a cafe & just keep WRITING AND DONT STOP UNTIL IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE MALL U'LL BE OK. 

THAT BITCH MADEMOIZELLE

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