The L.O.D.
Legendary Over-Caffeinated Dumbass
b ythat $lut LA MADEMOIZELLE
legendary
over-caffeinated
fucking *MORON*
that *SLut* L'MADEMOIZELLE
- - - - - - -born in new orleans
/ / / / / /dead in Patna, India \ \ \
reborn as a fagit shrimp
(got its head ripped off )
reborn again as a wet pu$$y
MANIAC
AND THEN OF HAD SOME COFFEE
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whats up guys its the legendary
fAQIT omega-cron oiled up skunk, skank, slut, seKshual lady of the NyTe, ridiculous cookie-eating pussymaVen, L'Mademoizelle
"NOT FRENCH"
"JUST FANCY"
"LOTS OF COFFEE"
"SPECIAL ABILITIES"
(1 ability rly sucking DIKK lol)
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imagines heaven on earth
WITH DICK'S
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maybe u include this in ur
IGLOO WHEN U STAY CHILLY
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maybe u include it as a POST IT NOTE MADE BY SLUTS
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POST NO BILLS
(PICTURE OF BILL MURRAY)
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PUSSY POST ITS
PINK POST IT NOTES W/ PICTURES OF FAMOUS GIRLS PUSSYS ON THEM
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marilyn monroe at almost 100% protein foods. milk w/ 2 raw egg yolks in the morning. a fat steak at night & then maybe ice cream.
BALLER AS FUCK
RETAINED HER SEMEN 4 SURE
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pussy
caffeine
poems
what more do u need!!!!!
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FAT SAUSAGE THATS WHAT
PREF. CRAMMED IN TIGHT HOLES PUSSY OR BUTT PLUG
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im listening to the music OF MY PYSSY (sounds like the ocean)
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1 time i cummed and ocean noise
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mr bean hello that was stupid AF
IF MR BEAN CAN DO IT U CAN DO IT *googles mr bean net worth
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mr "FAGIT" more like it lmao
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Versace was color blind and owned 8 ostritches so whats ur excuse
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oil of olay more like oil of FAGIT
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manicures are for ppl with no creativity. put mud or hot pink
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go to claires and rob a bunch of shit and wear it all at 1'nce = mademoizelle fresh look
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gigi has 2 pussys that's why she's famous. she has no asshole. it's just a 2nd smaller pu$$y. they smell rly good *DONT ASK HOW I KNOW*
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clothes are for ppl who dont look good naked. -mademoiZelle
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u can do 100 situps or u could wake up and write poems. -Zelle
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notebooks. super under-rated god articles. always keep 1 w/ you
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ppl remember their house keys but neglect poetry. thats like having no dick or pussy either :(
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once time i heard of hermaphrodites who have both but u never heard of neither. thats ppl who don't write poetry. DUMFUK
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they're called dumfuk. avoid them.
if u have 2 go 2 the mall keep a notebook *& find a cafe & just keep WRITING AND DONT STOP UNTIL IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE MALL U'LL BE OK.
THAT BITCH MADEMOIZELLE
