1 donkey plz by THE MADEMOISELLE

1 donkey plz

by THE MADEMOISELLE

Hey, flowers? 

You fuck with FLOWERS

Have you literally ever FUCKED A FLOWER?

I mean... 

hmm. 

Made Moizz. 

You have condiments in your house?

Make your mayonnaise squirt of into a flower.

We can deep fry a rose or boil a lobster in rose petals. 

Make your lobster "meet" the katsup and the relish :) 

You?

How can you know?

Is this a lucid dream?

Currently on my table: a cut glass vase of purple and white flowers (wilted)

They never met mayonnaise in their entire life cycle

HOW SAD

People think: flowers, oh, i LOVE flowers, how BEAUTIFUL

BITCH DID YOU EVER PUT a 1 MAYONNAISE? 

this has been a Mademoiselle JOINT

i'm god

a poem by the Mademoiselle

i created all this. 

you could say, "the world is a mental construct,"

or "we're trapped in a virtual AI" 

or "i smoked some ormus right into my 3rd eye - my 3rd eye has a 3rd eye"

that's just like... procrastinating the real truth

i'm god. 

shuffling papers aroud, or like let's just put on a movie

and turn our brain off..

JUPITER is an actual, real planet and is out there

it's the size of 900 earths or something,

DO YOU THINK ALL THE SHIT IS JUST USELESS GAS? 

COME ON

ITS SO FUCKING BIG

look. ok if that's too big

how about Brazil

have you thought about Brazil? it's out there RIGHT NOW 

god

french people walk around crushing those huge 4-foot long baguettes 

they aren't fat 

people are actually pulling this off

brazil is HUGE 

nevermind Russia? Have you looked at a map? 

Russia can fit all of europe AND ASIA INTO IT 

ITS THE SIZE OF THE WHOLE REST OF THE EARTHS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING UP THERE? 

this has been a MADEMOISSELLE JOINT

my hair is racist 

by the mademoiselle

black and white and colors and other shit 

stuffing my face while watching the nws

everywhere i go are screaming, cryin babies

stop having all this sex and pooping out babies plz 

can ppl just chill and look at a vase 

or a field of flowers, or the ocean? 

can you go to the philly museum of art and look at all the ancient guns 

man people are fretting about nothing, man, like have a graham cracker. 

have a necco wafer or a nilla wafers, whatever those shits are chronic

FFF told me to change my avatar to a nug of weed

and thats accurate 

all this shit inside the brain could be just a 1 nug 1 weed. 

PLZ

racist even my hair is fucking racist

or my hair has sex with racists, 

i can't keep all the opinions?

bitch you look in a mirror, ever?

RACIST? 

your hair is like one color only brah

thats racist AF .

THIS AS BEEN A MADEMOISELLE JOINT

hot wite ringy

we got hot wite

right?

man!

MADEMOISELLE BITCH

ALL POEMS @2017 THE MADEMOISELLE