a poem by la mademoiselle
ok so you ever get one of those bakery products like a yogurt-sap dipp croissant
or a honey-bark oatmeal-taffy fa-la-la bar
or like you get a crustacean-filled honey-oat-nut bar (no nuts are in it tho)
or you get like a chocolate croissant dipped in peanut oil and candy cane dust
or like you get a 1 graham crackers and put hot sauce in the box like "hot crackers"
????????????
YOU GO TO NEW YASMEEN BAKERY
man, when i want a snack, i hut up new yasmeen
na meen?
yasmeen
na meen?
THIS HAS BEEN A MADEMOISELLE JOINT
when you get drunk call eric
a poem by the mademoiselle
edward elric
ehrlich
like you have a 1 snot in your nose
:)
are you drunk yo? you should call eric
i mean he's coming over anyway but like
isn't it a good time?
man you aren't making any sense w/ this
man you should just call him
ust call eric
"ERIC"
:P
SATAN.
in other words.
if you're drunk you should, you know
i mean they didnt make a pink lightsaber for the "gay" jedi
they made the red shit for the satanist and the other shit was lilac colored or
pastels or whatever the fuck
mace windu got a purple lightsaber b/c samuel l. jackson asked george lucas for it
so you know. ask and you shall receive or whatever
THIS HAS BEEN A MADEMOISELLE JOINT
trying butter instead
a poem by la mademoiselle
bottom of the pan gets hot
dont touch the bottom
in general the bottom of stuff is the most stupid part
right?
nobody buys a car for what it looks like on the bottom
a lot of car owners will never see the underneath of their shit
dont butter the bottom of the frying pan.
that will cause trouble for the griddle.
dont rub butter on the bottom of a jet
dont put butter on the bottom of your shoes.
the bottom is the pointless part of everything
underneath the ocean is the bottom of the ocean
did you think even 1 time about that?
BITCH IM DOING A POEM
MADEMOISELLE
THIS HAS BEEN A MADEMOISELLE JOINT
ALL POEMS FRANKLY @2017 LA MADEMOOISELLE
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